Track and Field and Bulges

From: Cycle Short Inspector
Date: 2/7/2005
Time: 9:30:10 PM
Remote Name: 66.81.221.50

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Over the weekend, I cycled around a local university, cycled by the pool, and swung around to the track field.

Oh my GOD! Some of those men are so nasty! I had to get off of my bike to avert running into anything. You know those men whose schlang hangs way low and down the leg? There was one runner in bright red lycra running shorts with his hung slab of meat straddling down one leg. It was too much, but yet amazing to watch. Don't men get arrested for that, I thought to myself?

Imagine if he had pointed his schlang upwards. His meat was HUGE enough straddling down his leg.

Another runner, also in red lycra shorts, had his schlang pointing almost straight up. Very straight. I wondered if he was hard.

These were serious runners who were practicing.

I had never checked out the track field before.