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From: Bike Short Inspector
Date: 4/18/2004
Time: 3:47:11 PM
Remote Name: 66.81.219.219
Actually, no, I did not wear anything lycra. I wore hiking shorts, and under that some loose boxer briefs. My "boy" was wrestless and needed room to dance...and dance it did--by itself with no manipulation! I was so horny, I had to wear loose clothing.
But it was curious to see who else was walking around in lycra bike shorts, esp those without a bike. (A lot of attendees brought their bikes with them even though they were not participating in the events--demos or races.)
This one guy caught my eye. He was in bright blue shorts and wore a sweatshirt. He _vaguely_ resembled that lead singer of U2. The chap clearly wasn't cycling, but he loitered around outside the awards stages area. He wore the name of one of the cycle team sponsors. I sat down on a kerb--initially alone--and feasted my eyes upon his VERY FULL package that was all hanging about but beneath the stretchy lycra. I think he knew I was watching. He was perhaps 20 feet away off to side talking with someone.
After a fashion, I heard over the PA system that the 100 mile racers were due in about 15 minutes. I quickly stood up, and then realized that there was a group of four females sitting to the side and behind me--all faced in the same direction as I had been. There was NOTHING else in that direction to see but the guy in blue shorts. There's NO DOUBT they were checking out his package too!
That guy had the best complete package bulge. I wish I had gotten a photo of him!
That would be something--to have an award for Best Package, Best Hardon, Best 3:00 position, Best 12:00 position, Best Diagonal, Best Balls...
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