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From: Bike Short Inspector
Date: 4/16/2004
Time: 9:39:39 PM
Remote Name: 66.81.217.65
I'm really charged about going to this race--to watch, not race. I have been sooooo horny for the past 3 days just thinking about the event! I don't normally wear my cycle shorts in the evening at home, but I'm getting charged up for it and wearing them now.
My "boy" (that is, the wild schlang in the shorts) has been bulging and pulsing itself--all hands free--all day long--in more ways than one. I haven't even been touching it, but it's pre-oozing through my lycra shorts right now. Will I let it loose tonight or let the anticipation build? I won't DARE where my cycle shorts to the event tomorrow...but to be amongst those men in lycra cycle shorts makes me want to whip the cream. I had better wear baggy pants or shorts.
I'll be in Lycra Heaven tomorrow! Talk about desperation! This is almost painful! But I think I would enjoy the views better while feeling extra extra extra horny.
This seems to inspire fantasies...
On Sunday I might return to the race or go cycling myself. Imagine that by Sunday if I haven't shot the schlang. You know, this is like a very very long-winded never-ending foreplay...
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