Customer in lycra

From: Hec
Date: 8/3/2003
Time: 11:12:25 AM
Remote Name: 67.115.163.199

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Yesterday, the most interesting customer walks into my workplace. He was looking around for an item but couldn't find it. Finally, he approaches me and asks for that item he's looking for. This man was wearing a white t-shirt, black cycling shorts and cycling shoes. What made him look more amazing was that he was incredibly tall...I would say 6'6", and must have weighed 300lbs. Oh, he was a big man, and quite well put together. Unfortunately, we didn't have what he was looking for, but to keep looking at him I strategically asked him what kind of bike he has. He told me the brand, which was from England. I went outside with him to check it out. It was a good size bicycle for a very tall man - 27" high. He had a companion with him, much older and was not wearing cycling shorts. I did have a small conversation with the two with the topic of bicycles, and while conversing I would strategically glance at that huge man's tree truck legs neatly packed in black spandex. After the conversation, I walked back inside the shop, but I turned back to take one last glance at that huge man. He was sporting the best butt cleavage I've seen in a long time. Later that evening, while in bed, I could not keep my mind off of that spandex clad giant. In order to stop myself from these "distressing" thoughts I had to "beat" them out of me. :) Boy, I hope I never see that man again. ;) ;) ;) Happy spandexing, guys!